When Two Women…

I had my suspicions regarding my husband’s fidelity, which led me to return home unexpectedly in hopes of catching him in a compromising situation.

Upon my arrival, however, I discovered him alone in the den, absorbed in a television show.

First woman: What happened next?

Second woman: Convinced that another woman was hidden somewhere in the house, I began a frantic search throughout every room. I combed through the attic, the basement, all the closets, and even looked under the beds. My resolve was so strong that I ultimately wore myself out, collapsed, and suffered a heart attack.

First woman: It is regrettable that you did not think to check the freezer… we might both still be here.