A wife receives a divorce letter from her husband, and her response is brilliantly clever.

Version 1:
Dear Spouse,
I am formally ending our marriage. After seven years together, I find myself feeling unappreciated despite my efforts to be a good partner. The past two weeks have been particularly challenging. You resigned from your job and failed to acknowledge my new hairstyle, my culinary attempts, or my recent purchase of silk boxers. It seems you have lost interest in our relationship. Whether your feelings have changed or there is someone else involved, I have made my decision. Sincerely, your former husband.
P.S. Please do not attempt to locate me. I will be relocating to West Virginia with your sister.

Dear Former Husband,
Your correspondence was quite amusing. I did notice your haircut but found it unflattering and chose not to comment. You prepared pork, which I have not consumed in seven years. As for the silk boxers, my sister borrowed that amount from me recently. Nevertheless, I still had affection for you. I won a lottery of $10 million, resigned from my job, and secured tickets for a trip to Jamaica, yet you chose to leave. My attorney has informed me that you will receive nothing.
P.S. My sister Carla was originally named Carl—hope that is acceptable!

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