You’ve got to make love to me this very moment

My wife was in the kitchen, preparing our customary soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, dressed solely in the T-shirt she typically wore to bed.

As I entered, still in a state of drowsiness, she turned to me and said gently, “You need to make love to me right now!”

My eyes widened with excitement, and I thought, “I must either be dreaming or today is my fortunate day!”

Eager to seize the moment, I wrapped my arms around her and gave it my all right there on the kitchen table.

Afterward, she simply said, “Thank you,” and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still draped around her neck.

Feeling both pleased and slightly confused, I inquired, “What was that all about?”

She clarified, “The egg timer is malfunctioning.”