An elderly couple had just crawled into bed when the old man let

An elderly couple had just settled into bed when the old man emitted a loud fart and triumphantly proclaimed, “Seven points!” His wife, taken aback, turned to him and inquired, “What do you mean by that?”

Not wishing to miss out on the amusement, she waited a few moments before releasing her own notable fart and confidently declared, “Touchdown! The score is tied!”

After a brief silence, the old man responded with another fart, boasting, “Aha, 14 to 7! I have regained the lead!”

Determined to keep the competition alive, the wife countered with another resounding fart and smiled, “Touchdown, the game is tied once more!” Then, with a slight squeak, she added, “Field goal.”